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don't forget,
you're here forever.

tsunderdog ♥

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

some joke i found on the internet

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